Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Who loses?

America.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind