Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind