Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."