Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.