Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.