What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!