What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.