What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.