What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.