What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

What do you call an asthmatic bird?

A puffin.