What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids