What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids