What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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