How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.