What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.