Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In