How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!