What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.