What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.