Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes