What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!