Unemployed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Skelly-vision!
In his beef case!
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
When the big hand touches the little hand
It takes too long to retrain them.
She hated objectification.
He got lost in the maize.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Throwback Thursday.
Tell her a joke at Christmas