Unemployed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
He was having a hard time looking up.
Because I'm weak.
Sleep at night
Everything if you're Stevie Wonder
The silence of the lambs
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
The aftertaste.
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
It's made with more hops!
A saison premiere!
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
