Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.