Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.