What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD