What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Cross Fitter Jokes More Cross Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.