What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Cross Fitter Jokes More Cross Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.