Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

High Form Jokes More High Form Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?

The Snoobaru.

Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed