Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there