How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here