How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)