How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)