What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!