What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.