How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...