How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern