How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.