What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.