Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours