What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.