How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!