How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."