How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!