What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!