What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!