What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time