What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.