What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress