What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !