What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates