How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying