How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!