The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
A bullet.
He used an eyepatch
A buck-an-ear
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."