Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make