Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.