What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.