What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.