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A transplant.
A transplant
Transplants
A: They've had little use.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Audi drivers have pricks on the inside
I didn't sneeze !
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
The rest of her is cold too.
Look ma, no hands!"
The delivery.
A delivery.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.