What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.