Leaf me alone.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Toilet trees.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Because they are planted in the spring!
Cells are found inside plants.
To spruce things up a bit.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
Shiitake mushrooms.
Because they have all of the anthers!
Because it gives them square roots
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both need natural light to survive!
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Public transportation.
Grow away.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
A prick
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.
Geometry.
ze Hoegaarden.
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Red hairing.
A bakery.
Cus it was being stalked!
let me be your *soil*mate
Plant its nuts.
It uses a plant stand.
said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".
A tree.
A TV Tropism.
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
He wet his plants.
Photos-in-the-seas!"
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
A membrane
Plant it in the spring.
To find its stomate!
A transplant
A telefern
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
It made him wed his plants!
You cantelope!
Bury a blonde.
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
Inception
Just water
A sockluent
Photosympathize
He loves his pot.
removed
He feinted. (Sorry)
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Are you vegan?
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
A Clock-18
They Neverland.
A spooky dookie.
They can both take about 65 loads.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
because there is alot of sin going on.
Hash with alot of Salt
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
I'd best be leafing.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
