What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week