Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired