Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.