What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.