What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

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Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane