Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Because it was Frigid
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Nothing. You already told her.
The captains log
Because he was logged out!
Natural logs.
Alfred the grate !