Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.