How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.