How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.