How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.