Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Snobby Criminal Jokes More Snobby Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

What do you call an arrogant robber?

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

What's the opposite of condescending?

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

What's the opposite of a hipster?

What's the opposite of shell shock?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs?

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

What'll you have?

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Which number confuses people?