What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.