What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.