What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.