What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.