What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.