Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.