What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*